It's a thin line between comedy and tragedy, and if this one doesn't make you laugh, it will almost certainly make you cry. Interestingly, "Weird Al" Yankovic's latest release isn't a song parody—the form of which he is the acknowledged master. (For a quick refresher course, Napster's "27 Years of Weird Al" playlist offers a variety of his best send-ups through 2006.) Nor is "Skipper Dan" even a novelty song; rather, it's a poignant power-pop tale with a premise that's funny on the face of it, but grows darker and darker as the details are revealed, until finally the humor derives more from just how over-the-top the darkness becomes. And just what is this funny premise, you ask? It's something like, "I wanted to be a famous actor but I wound up as a tour guide on that jungle cruise ride at Disneyland. Haw haw." It's a testament to Weird Al's peculiar genius that he's able to straddle this intersection of absurdity and brutal disappointment so well. The song sounds lighthearted and bouncy in a Fountains of Wayne kind of way, and his quirky singing style only adds to that breezy impression. But dare to tune in to the words and you're suddenly staring into a lightless all-consuming abyss of personal failure and soul-crushing defeat. Hilarious! Sample lyrics:
Oh the critics they used to say
I was the new Olivier
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
But don't bother trying to IMDB me
The only place you might possibly see me
Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland (it ain't exactly what I planned)...
Or how about this:
I should have listened when my grandfather said
why don't you major in business instead
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the jungle cruise ride...
Or this:
Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears
Somebody shoot me, 'cause I'm bored to tears
Always said I'd be famous, but I guess that I lied
'Cause I'm still working on the jungle cruise ride...
Ouch. That's gotta hurt. Definitely the best Schlesinger/Collingwood song this year, if they had happened to write it.